March 2018 - Helen McLaren

Helen McLaren

Among her many interests Helen enjoys reading and listening to poetry, and occasionally puts pen to paper. 

Tied Up 

I'm sorry, Sir, he's not available
He's tied up at the moment.

Yes, I got fed up with his
Do this, do that
Never a please or thank you
Long hours, lousy pay.
You get the picture.

So now he's bound
Wrist and ankle, Bond style,
To his executive chair
While I extract.......promises.

I'm sorry he can't answer your call
Please ring back later.



 2017 Helen McLaren